Saturday, September 29, 2007

A Rant

ST LUKE'S: At work after an early rise for the grand final and following Australia's quest for some very, very small scale redemption in an essentially meaningless series against India and I find myself posing the question: why the fuck are we playing Brad Haddin... as a specialist batsman? Is the injury crisis that dire? Did David Hussey die? Or are our selectors taking a leaf out of Eddie Jone's book, How to Raffle Every Trophy Your Predecessors Painstakingly Collected?

I'm on OT for another four hours so I might blog some of my reflections from the two footy games I've been to in the last week.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Fortune Favours the Brave

ST LUKE'S: Went out disco dancing with Flo and Lisa to some drum n bass night called Hospitality on Friday night. "Bangin' beats" as a Scotsman once said. Saturday I caught a train up to Stoke in a world of pain. Wathed the rugby, drank, went to the pub the following day and drank some more. Came back not sure if it was my kidneys or my wallet that was hurting more. Then it turns out that I won our workplace "Pick the Score" Premiership competition. £15 here I come!!!!!

Thursday, September 13, 2007

A Pocket Full of Horses/ Trojans and Some of Them Used

ST LUKE'S: August was something of a classic rock month. Not in the traditional Deep Purple fashion, more Sonic Youth performing Daydream Nation and Prince belting through a selection of his hits at the O2, formerly Millenium, Dome.

Firstly, the Purple One. The performances were part of a 21 night stand at the recently relaunched venue. It had something to do with a perfume launch and his recently released album. However there where assurances that it would be agreatest hit performance with Prince choosing a rotating setlist from 150 rehearsed numbers and the Artist-Formerly-Known-As-An-Unprounanceable-Symbol didn't disappoint. Neither did the stunning pair of twins who were providing backup vocals. The stage was a specially constructed giant model of his famous symbol and the set included favourites like "Raspberry Beret", "1999", and "Little Red Corvette". However the best thing was be reminded of Prince's unarguable guitar virtuosity. Watching him shred was like getting a glimpse of Jimi or Robert Johnson. The other bonus was a horn section lead by Maceo Parker of Parliament, Funkadelic and James Brown fame.

I'll add details of Sonic Youth at the Roundhouse tomorrow or some other time.

Thursday, September 06, 2007

ST LUKE'S: The person from Jordan, who are you? I don't have anything against you I'm just curious. Leave a comment, I wont publish it if you don't want.

They've All Got Diabetes in Norfolk

ST LUKE'S: I seem to be doing endless hours of overtime this week, well fifteen since Saturday to be exact, and its keeping me from the Poetry Library which makes me a little sad. Though I am happy the Poetry Library exists. Like people who can take comfort from the existence of Mars without their ever being any chance of a visit.

So as this last little bit of extra work winds down I thought I'd take the opportunity to bang out my reminisces on the time spent in Norwich the other week. On the Friday we drove up, relatively free of traffic, then spent the evening boozing in some pub plonked beside a railway bridge, it's proximity to the bridge giving it a curious western Queensland feel.

The next morning with hangovers and sleep bleary eyes we wolfed down a fry up then headed into Norwich town proper to pick Kate up from the train station. Then a tour of the sights including the Norwich Castle, which encompasses a small museum, and the cathedral as well as some of those small, charming cobbled streets small town England is so famous for.

We squandered what was left of the afternoon watching cricket at Rob's local village ground. A marvellously idiosyncratic affair, the privately owned field had straight boundaries at each end, a tree creeping curiously onto one cow corner and a chunk had been bitten out of another by the patio of the pavillion. All this topped off with a scoreboard that made AB Oval look old fashioned.

On the Sunday we toured the famous Norfolk Broads. These were man made in the dark morning of history. Dirt had been dug out (for what purpose?) and the massive ditches in its place filled up with water making an excellent playground for all manner of water borne craft. We also visited a maize maze, saw the world's shittest mini golf course and decided against picking some rancid looking fruit.

The maize maze was quite good. A local farmer ploughs a maze in his field every season and then charges people £4 to walk around it. And if you really want to be a little kid about it they give you a little clipboard with a bunch of questions to say. Needless to say I was in my element.

In the afternoon we went down to a desolate looking beach and, while we lurked by the seaside, a strange water dog appeared. At least it seemed like a water dog at first. Closer examination revealed it to to be seal. It's the closest I've ever been to seal, even close than those manky ones in SF or the lonely one frollicking in the bay in Wales.

The last stop on our itinerary was Great Yarmouth for an experience of a prototypical English summer town. We had some garbage fish and chips, battered to within an inch of armageddon, and then drove past the various fun stalls, rides, and entertainment halls the English build when it inevitably rains all over their summer holidays. Then it was back to Rob's to drop off the car, a lift into town with his Mum and a three hour bus ride back to the roses of Londres.

Monday, September 03, 2007

If I Was a Chancer

ST LUKE'S: Occasionally I wax lyrical about the food and drink that I'd like to import to Australia, if I had an entreprenneurial spirit that is. These include:

Iberio pigs for Jamon Serrano
Brittany cider
Apertivo (whatever the brand or drink is called)
Newcastle Brown (I'm sure this is available in Oz, but it could be relaunched)
Jerk Chicken/Spices
Weisswesser (German white sausage whose spelling escapes me)
Bavarian white beer
Bigos (a Polish stew featuring cabbage and five different kinds of meat)
Solyanka (Russian hunter's stew)
Magners
Confit du Canard in a can
Canned green beans

I'm sure there are more, but you get the idea.