Muppet

ST LUKE'S: There is a clear contendor for muppet of the week. By now most of you have probably heard Noel Gallagher's outburst against the Socceroos. If not you can read it here . All I'd like to know is, if we're supposed to stick with sports we are good at, what sports are the English supposed to play. Sitting inside watching the rain? Darts? Wearing track suits and baseball caps and saying this like "In-it?"

And as for that whole bit about wanting to punchy Timmy's face in. If I had a fiver I know who I'd be putting it on. So all together now, "Fuck off back to that Beatles cover band you crawled out of."

PS. Last time we played you, we won 3-1.