Mummy, Where Do Emo Kids Go When They Die

ST LUKE'S: MyDeathSpace. That's where. The virtual heaven, hell and purgatory of all the little Tommy and Billy Myspaces that have died since the social networking site's inception.

It's a very vivid reminder of our own mortality and more than a touch morbid so I'm not recommending it unconditionally, however, it is, more or less literally, like looking at a car crash. For most of the week I haven't been able to take my eyes of the cranage.

My conclusion: Myspace users are likely to die of the following causes, in the following order - 1)car crashes, 2)suicide, 3)murder suicide, 4)Iraq, 5)gang violence and 6) disease.

For anyone who advocates the continuation of America's liberal gun laws, check out the guy who shot (along with the guy's entire family) his number one friend from Myspace. His favourite pasttime was hanging out with the aforementioned victim. Charming.