Collingwood Get Their Own TV Station

SHEPHERD'S BUSH: From the Herald Sun, re: Eddy's seemingly inevitable promotion to the top job at Channel 9:

"It's good for Ed if he gets the position but if it means he stands down as president of Collingwood it's a big loss and the end of an era," said cheer squad identity Joffa Corfe.

"It's sad that while he was here he never saw a premiership. If ever a president of a footy club deserved a flag it was Ed."

Why Joffa why? You were at both Grand Finals. We took off your stupid gold coat and rammed it back up your bogan arse. You got kicked so badly in 2003 that I heard Eddie was thinking about renaming them the Collingwood Budgies.

All Eddie managed to do, other than give a home to spineless shitkickers like Rhyce Shaw and Leon Davis, in his tenure at Collingwood was to constantly expose them for the whinging sissies we know they are!

PS. Excuse the profanity but you really should know THIS Aussie bogan HATES Collingwood.