Apple Vodka is Evil

SHEPHERD'S BUSH, INTERNET CAF: Not to self, starting a quite night with a couple of apple vodka's that go down easier than an Essex girl is not a fail safe way to have a quite night. In fact it's a shortcut to wankered-dom.

Nevertheless after sleeping through my alarm three times we finally made it out of the house and embarked on a mad scramble across town to try and catch out Megabus. Much breathlessness and chewed nails later we were safely on a couch heading to Brum. But my greatest challenge had not yet arrived. It would seem I would need to spend every part of my concentration holding nausea at bay for the next hour and a half. Luckily I was successful, we made it to Birmingham and were only a couple of unhelpful cab rides away from Mick's mates.

We had a great time in Birmingham. Saw all the sites... Mick's mates living room, a local off license, the service station, a curry shop, back to Mick's mates living room. Seriously though after we finally did get away today we saw downtown Brum and it proved to be quite a pretty little place. It would seem that somebody has poured about eighteen buckets of cash over the town centre in the last two years because everything is all chrome and glass.

Anyway friends, good night and good luck.